Calibama

An incident in WTMANC that happened a while ago and became running gag. Basically, someone called Caliborn "Calibama." He then took the idea and ran with it.

Key logs:

CRL: ��Obwama 5empai!!!

CUU: I HAVE COME TO ANNOuNCE MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

CURRENT suicideHymn [CSH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSH: （＾・ω ・＾✿）> OH H3LL NO

CURRENT sanguinaryLaceration [CSL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSL: <(`ㅅ´)>ต o

CSL: <(`ㅅ´)>ต obama

CUU: VOTE CALIBORN 2020, A TYRANT YOu CAN TRuST.

CURRENT funkyGeek [CFG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CFG: Jezuz fuck1ng chr1zt

CSH: （＾・ω ・＾✿）> ITS CALIBAMA

CSH: （＾・ω ・＾✿）> RUN

CRL: ��O-obwama!!

CSH: （＾・ω ・＾✿）> FUCKING RUN

CFG: No

CURRENT affirmativeRetronym [CAR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAR: what'ss obama'ss lasst name

CSL: <(`ㅅ´)>ต CALIBAMA IS CURRSED

CURRENT oxygenNobody [CON] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CON: "Hello my fellow americans. Welcome to my Final Fantasy 7 let's play!"

CUA: Hey, Cɐliborn.

CSH: （＾・ω ・＾✿）> C A L I B A M A

COA: +/I would absolutely vote for Caliborn.\+

CRL: ��Duh

CRL: ��Barak

CFG: Wtf

CUU: CALIBAMA, GOVERNOR OF CALIBORNIA.

CSL: <(`ㅅ´)>ต you wake up one day, you turrn on the TV to see calibama has been declarred prresident what do you do in that situation

CON: i can't vote for this man anymore

CUU: CHEER, OBVIOuSLY.

CAR: flying obama

CSL: <(`ㅅ´)>ต tiny flying dots

CSL: <(`ㅅ´)>ต what? i thought obama COULD fly??

COA: +/It was me with my umbrella.\+

CUU: OBAMA *CAN* FLY. ONCE HE PREDOMINATES HILLARY IN THE PRIMARIES AND SPROuTS WINGS

CUU: MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN AS CALIBAMA IS GOING ALONG SWIMMINGLY. I HAVE REDESIGNED MY LOGO AS "FEEL THE CALIBuRN". ISN'T IT CLEVER AND ORIGINAL?

CBD: whats callibama

CBD: ?

CUU: BOTH MY NAME AND THE MANBRO ETHNOSTATE.

CUU: YEAH. IF ANYTHING. DON'T VOTE FOR SH IN THE PRIMARIES. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SuPPORTS HuMANE GENOCIDE.

COA: +/Actually there are a lot of reasons. Stop being so thick.\+

CURRENT tricksterNoir [CTN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTN: hewwo calidaddy~

CSR: ew never say that again Jackie

CUU: YES, CALIBAMA GOVERNOR OF CALIBORNIA HAS MADE HIS RETuRN. Y'KNOW, LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENIGGA? EXCEPT I'M GREEN. I'M ARNOLD VERDENIGGA.