OatmealLemons

Personality and Traits
oatmealLemons is a Pesterchum user living in [REDACTED,] upstate New York who revels in chaos and despair. He is a god who prospers in Hell (until his US-backed military coup of Satan's regime fails), prone to going on vaguely aggressive or disjointed tangents frequently and having a talent for cursed, horrendous, somewhat suggestive statements and remarks, usually at his friends' (mostly CL's) expense. He is shown to have a softer side, however, reserved for close friends and babysauces. (See Relations for more information.)

History
OL's history and canon is often self-contradictory and nonsensical, and so only the tiny remainder of concrete information will be displayed here.

The earliest known event regarding OL, besides his birth (6/17/2007) took place in early 2020. In a display of Roxygen pride (ROXYGEN GANG RISE UP YAAAS!!!) and RoxyCallie hate, (ALIEN MONSTER LESBIANS CRINGE AMIRITE) he founded the brutal dictatorial state of the Democratic Roxygen Republic that is a Democracy (DRRtiaD). It was located on a series of remote, uninhabited, unclaimed and unmapped Austral Ocean atolls, having literally jack zero profitable anything, not even fishing (due to the vast industrial grime aura repelling the fey from the zone) and a capital made of a miniscule cardboard box filled with Roxygen printouts, such as a "make them hold hands and kiss" coloring sheet. The regime collapsed a month later, being obliterated by a Callieroxy-backed revolution. This sent OL into a life of nomadic poverty, traveling the globe with nothing but the clothes on his back and pure, crippling depression. The only light in his life left was his pogbaes, on the Republic.

This led to him vowing to cause everyone only misery and disruption as long as he lived, resulting in him taking to slurping random people and asking if they liked roxygen to psychologically torture them.. However, he was lifted out of his depression by pure miracle...

OL was flung by a particularly forceful sticky hand rebound across the entire North American continent and the Pacific Ocean into New Zealand, and discovered and adopted a young mountain goat who he promptly named Billy. He rode his precious baby boy home like a surfboard, braving the icebergs of Cape Horn, the piranhas of the Amazon, homophobes in Louisiana, and nasty sewage runoff in New York together. He has since lived in upstate New York, until his untimely temporary demise(s).

He was murdered by lemonOatmeal in a rickety wooden shack in the southwest of America. lemonOatmeal went on to replace OL permanently, until the impostor was sus, and he died. His second death was at the hands of Jane Crocker when she strangled him and ascended to god of the narrative and brain cancer. (Note: These events happened in a private pesterlog, and are therefore canon.)

Relations
Beyond his ironic, chaotic facade, OL is shown to have a deep care for his fellow Republicans, displayed most prominently with his really sweet and adorable flush cwush on confectiousLycanthrope. They are getting married in April. It's canon, everybody! *PAARTAY!!!* (UPDATE: It's not canon.)

OL is also the victim of serious stalking - A mysterious individual known as Bonzi Buddy seems to be well versed in OL history and has been tracking his movements for a very long time. He has not been seen in a while and is thus presumed dead.

However, on the other side of the coin, he also has become rather infamous in certain circles AKA kinnie servers.

His mortal enemy is lemonOatmeal.

(ABSOLUTELY *NOT*!!!!!!! - CL)

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(Note: The wedding never happened, CL has filed a restraining order against Mr. Lemons.) -OS

Actual, unbiased facts (other Pchum users, put what you think my dealio is here.)
Quite lovely, and gives off lavender scratchy wool sweater vibes! ~MBCool fucker, would simp for him. (Also spoiled homestuck for me >: - FF

Karkat kinnie. (youre a really great friend!! :D :D ) - CL >B)))

> 100% a karkat kinnie [ also youre welcome for the sprites ] _ - CS

Bad. -HD

Too angry to be kept alive - AT

first impression of u was a karkat kinnie sorry nyway u r mega cool ! /TG

walmart glasses, gucci heart - anonymous

really funny omfg i love this guy -murrit

[HELLA $ICK BRO HE$ A NICE A$$ MOTHERFUCKER 8)] - mega chainz

Euthanized for falling prey to the Amogus Virus -OS

Needs to appreciate Aradia and all the possible pairings with her more, other than that, cool guy. 0u0 - EA