Swag Eridan

Swag Eridan is an alternate version of Eridan Ampora obsessed with "swwag" created by tentacleTherap1st. His eternal nemesis is Chad Dave.

Personality and Traits
Swag Eridan has a very...sexual personality. He is constantly making moves on anyone he can, desperate for some form of intimacy. He is also obsessed with "swwag" and thinks he has more "swwag" than anyone else.

Along with swag, this Eridan also has an asphyxiation with drip (gangsta jewelry), the grind (work put in to obtain drip), and fef's luxurious panties. It is unsure of whether or not he actually stole fef's panties (which, according to him, "probably smell like fish"). However, everyone is pretty certain he did. Additionally, the swag Eridan is even more of a simp for Feferi than before, calling her his "drip queen."

Danger level: 3/10. He's not really that threatening, but he will attempt to flex on you.

key logs: [02:45] SE: fef wwould you be mad if a rumor wwent around that i stole your panties wwhich is obvviously not true [02:48] CC: Um... if t) (ey weren't true, w) (y would I ) (ave reason to get upset? W) (y would anyone start t) (at rumor in t) (e first place???? [02:48] SE: idunno they must be tryin to usurp my throne [02:49] SE: bunch of envvious quakebuttocks [02:49] SE: i wwould nevver do such a thing you are a queen

[02:57] CC: Does t) (at mean I ) (ave more swag t) (an you because I'm above you on t) (e spectrum? [02:57] SE: of course [02:58] SE: you havve the most extravvagant drip of them all babey [02:59] CC: Aww, t) (ank you!!! 38O [02:59] CC: Never t) (oug) (t I'd see t) (e day w) (ere you'd admit someone was better t) (an you! [03:00] SE: only for you though don't get your stolen panties in a twwist [03:00] SE: i mean wwhat not stolen [03:00] SE: slip of the tongue

[02:38] TA: ED what you have ii2 a dii2ea2e what the fuck ii2 wrong wiith your cro22 dre22iing fii2hy a22 [02:39] SE: say that to my diamond studded cockring [02:39] SE: pissbloods cannot afford erotic drip [02:40] TA: ii- [02:40] TA: why the fuck do ii want two know about your cockriing

[02:42] SE: get some neww eyes so you can gaze wwistfully upon my swwagger [02:42] SE: you fuckin wworthless turdmageddon [02:44] TA: thank god the eriidan iim kii2me2ii2 ii2nt liike thii2 otherwii2e he ii would have kiilled hiim awhiile ago [03:00] TA: you are DII2GU2TANG

[03:05] TA: plea2e that outfiit look2 ugly [03:06] SE: you can assevverate that all you wwant but you're going to havve to look at my bowwling shoes headass wwhen i step on you [03:07] SE: hoes are prostrate wwhile i'm wwalking dowwn the runwway this is a fact

[03:17] SE: wwhich bulge do you use to piss wwith is it the right one or the left one [03:17] TA: eriidan what the fuck [03:18] SE: are you going to answwer that or just boggle in awwe at my supernal diplomacy [03:18] TA: iim not telliing you 2hiit about my bulge [03:19] SE: oh right i forgot [03:20] TA: forgot what [03:20] SE: both of them are too chodey they're like twwo peas in a pod no wwonder you don't like to talk about it

[03:23] TA: you are the mo2t revoltiing troll on alterniia [03:23] -- twinArmageddons [TA] he kicked him again -- [03:24] SE: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaah sol don't kick me noooo <3 [03:24] SE: you're damaging my supreme meat popsicle stop it [03:26] TA: no one want2 iit anyway2

[03:09] MB: mew are a furry bad liar [03:09] SE: i'm not a furry shut the fuck up [03:09] SE: and more importantly [03:09] SE: not a thief [03:09] SE: i wwould nevver do that to fef she is my evverything [03:11] MB: are mew sure that doesnt give you more reason to snag? [03:11] SE: wwhat eww no [03:12] SE: probably smells like fish anywways

[03:46] SE: because the real one wwho stole fef's panties is karkat [03:47] MB: gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [03:47] MB: and so the plot thickens!! [03:47] SE: i knoww [03:47] SE: i can't believve he wwould do such an atrocious thing [03:48] MB: and why did he steal them [03:48] MB: he has never once shown an ounce of interest in miss fefurry [03:48] SE: he wwanted to impress terezi [03:48] SE: they're like madly in lovve [03:50] MB: no way [03:51] SE: and terezi wwill be all like "MMM K4RK4T TH3S3 P4NT13S 4R3 SO F1SHY 4ND 1MP3CC4BL3" wwith her annoyin ass leetspeak [03:51] SE: and then they sloppy makeout the end [03:51] SE: mystery solvved [03:51] MB: mystery not solved [03:51] MB: thats dumb as hell [03:51] SE: try to find any fuckin plotholes in that flawwless story i dare you [03:52] MB: there isnt even a plot to pluck holes in [03:54] SE: true my loyal fans say they stick around for the "plot" but i knoww they're just dyin to grace their eyes on terezi and kar's steamy fuckfarm

[02:41] TG: no its gotta be a rap battle dude [02:41] TG: trust me [02:42] SE: fine but don't get your panties in a twwist wwhen i bust out the royal thesaurus [02:43] TG: what i dont wear panties [02:43] TG: in case you didnt know [02:43] TG: not all of us wear girls underwear like you [02:43] SE: i stole fef's panties [02:44] SE: my sacred treasure [02:44] SE: i'm not a simp [02:45] TG: dude you are [02:46] SE: only if simp stands for swwag in milf pussy then yeah

[02:56] TG: troll claiming hes the man? raps sounding hella deadpan. couldnt have a drag race? ill still drag you in fast pace maybe you'd be more useful if you were something of space all you are now is a grown simp wearing a fish trolls lace [03:03] SE: alright davvid listen up your rhymes are wweak and you look like tomato throwwup. don't puke on my drip or i'll maybe get out the wwhip and wwe can maybe do scandalous things oh god oh fuck that sounds terrible let me start ovver [03:08] SE: okay to be honest i can't think of anything except you are a poor yee yee headass from human texas

[03:43] SE: am i not the most swwag alien you'vve evver had the chance to look at [03:43] TG: no [03:44] SE: of course fef is the most swwag [03:44] SE: so correct answwer you wwere about to be on thin ice

CWM: oh. sωag eridaɴ is мy adopted soɴ CTA: what CTA: who the fuck are you CTA: plea2e tell me your not an 2wag ver2iion ln hii2 ance2tor CWM: lolɴo, ωe're ɴot eveɴ related CWM: i'м his sugarмoммy CTA: oh CTA: WHAT THE FUCK CTA: nope CTA: iim leaviing CTA: fuck thii2

9.18.20

CURRENT swagEridan [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSE: kar i havve jade's panties

CSE: i stole them

CSK: I GUESS I JUST HAD A FLUSHED-

CSK: THAT'S DISGUSTING.

CEB: woah woah woah

CJA: ●︿● βrυh dυdε ●︿●

CJA: ●︿● sαmε ●︿●

CEB: jades undergarments?

CSE: you too?

CEB: what?

CJA: ●︿● γεαh ●︿●

CSE: yeah jade's precious fuckin accoutrements

CSE: all mine

CSE: unless?

CSE: you wwant a taste of that exquisite puppy residue

CSK: SE.

CSK: PLEASE.

CEB: no!!!

CSK: FOR THE LOVE OF ***GOD***

-- CURRENT confectiousLycanthrope [CCL] ignores "swag" eridan's prescence --

CSK: SEW YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT FOREVER!!

CSK: AND NEVER SAY "EXQUISITE PUPPY RESIDUE" AGAIN!!!!

CSE: but then i wwouldn't be able to taste jade's panties

CSK: WHY DO YOU WANT TO-

CEB: get rid of jades panties.

CEB: NOW.

CSE: i wwill die on this hill

CEB: you're violating my friend!

CSK: HOLDING THE UNDERGARMENTS OF SOMEONE YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST DISGUSTING FETISH I'VE EVER SEEN.

CSE: wwe're in a fuckin pandemic kar

CSE: wwear your masks

CSK: A PANDEMIC?

CSK: WHAT?

-- CURRENT swagEridan [CSE] wears jade's panties on his face --

-- CURRENT starbucksKarkat [CSK] retches --

CURRENT tipsyGnostalgic1 [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTG: eyyyyyyyy

CEB: people have jades... panties...

CWP: (someone put someones undies on their face)

CMB: erIdan??? 0u0

CMB: hI erIdan!

CMB: :u

CEB: nonono

CMB: they what now

CMB: what In the fresh fuck

CEB: dont be nice to him he is sniffing panties

CSK: HI, ROXY.

CEB: im going to throw up AGAIN

CMB: well I had just drawn some erIdan but now I am not nearly as happy about It

CSK: ERIDAN PUT SOMEONE'S UNDERGARMENTS ON HIS FACE!!

CSK: GOD, HELP ME.

CURRENT swagEridan [CSE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSE: little do you vvile shitfuckers knoww i havve roxy's bra too

CTG: WTF

CSK: WHAT.

CSK: THE

CSK: ****HELL****

CEB: oh my gog im going to-

CTG: W HAT THE FUCK

CTG: HOW

CTG: idfk and im gonna fucking beat him up next time he comes here

CTG: how is he swag he is the opposite of swag