Soft gay john x alpha male dave

soft gay john was a mistake made by TM and OL and this conversation happened ((ft talking about balls torture))

CTG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WANT TO MAKE A NEW CHUM.

CTG: yo

CURRENT loudBrains [CLB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CLB: oh ok

CLB: yp

CLB: yo*

CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAD: [wait wait wait, what if we named animals with the sound they make]

CLB: mau?

CURRENT timaeusTestified [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTT: He's just some guy sitting around 'n chilling, Sometimes pisses off Twilight for understandable reasons, sometimes not.

CURRENT softgayJohn [CSJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSJ: oh hi dave!!

CTG: heya

CLB: mau is an egiptyan name for cat

CAD: [oh, amazing]

CSJ: <3

CLB: so they just name a new animal "meow"

CLB: also can i throw my fav song?

CTG: i cant think about that show because of this thing i saw in my bros meme folder

CAD: [Yes]

'''CTT: To be fair, where do you think the idea of naming the dinosaurs "dinosaurs" came from? An urban dictionary sent from the past?'''

CSJ: what did you see?

CGC ceased responding to memo.

CTG: well uh

CTG: im just gonna tell you its very traumatizing

'''CTT: More importantly, what sounds would dinosaurs have actually made? We weren't around to judge. And even if we were, we'd be completely braindead to a concerning amount.'''

CAD: [was it porn Dave]

CTG: yes

CSJ: oh god.

CAD: [ouch]

CURRENT loudBrain [CLB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CLB: https://youtu.be/KmrRGxxCYrc 

CTT: Oh fuck.

CTT: Cavetown.

CTG: oh that song is a vibe

CLB: https://youtu.be/KmrRGxxCYrc 

CLB: here

CLB: fuck my internet

CLB: fucking lag about 1 minute

CLB: ye

CBR ceased responding to memo.

CSJ: (( i love how nobody is questioning "soft gay john" ))

CLB: ((what))

'''CSJ: (( my handle! ))'''

CTG: (( that was my first thought ))

CLB: ((wait what))

CTG: (( i just thought "the fuck is this" ))

CSJ: (( john but softer and gayer ))

CLB: ((what the funk))

CSJ: (( correct reaction ))

CAD: ((I was too busy questioning how/why dirk would know about my singing monsters lmao))

CLB: ((isnt john already soft gay?))

CSJ: (( he is not gay but he is somewhat soft ))

CSJ: (( this john is soft gay ))

CTG: (( soft gay uwu boy john ))

CSJ: (( holy shit ))

CSJ: (( noooo ))

CAD: ((blursed))

CDF ceased responding to memo.

CTG: (( hold on im opening gacha club ))

CSJ: (( hooollyyyy shiiiiiiiit ))

CSJ: (( what have i done ))

CAD: ((oh no gacha (jk i use it a smol bit)))

CLB: ((what)

CTG: soft gay uwu boy john is canon now

CSJ: uh...

CLB: no

CLB: noo

CLB: nu

CAD: [No Dave no]

CLB: unu

CLB: i will take moist from your bones with my own hands

CSJ: um...what?

CTG: (( i regret this already ))

CLB ceased responding to memo.

CAD: [give me your calcium, Dave Strider from the hit webcomic Homestuck]

CLB: what?

CTG: no its my calcium

CSJ: what the fuck.

CLB: what fuck?

CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTC: HuH?

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] forcibly takes Dave Strider from the hit webcomic Homestuck's calicium --

CLB: what?

CTT: Hey.

CTG: NOOOOO

CSJ: no!!!

CTG: MY CALCIUM

CSJ: it's his calcium, don't steal it!!!

CGT ceased responding to memo.

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] eats the calcium --

CAD: [Im]

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] fuck --

CTC: Im ReAl FuCkIn CoNfUsEd

CTT: Trust me, it's better off not knowing anything.

CAD: [I'll take yours too SJ]

CSJ: no!!!!!

CTG: please give my calcium back

CTG: i beg you

CTT: Because even I don't know anything and it's still horrifying.

CTC: AiGhT ThAtS VaLiD

CSJ: (( AD steals johns milk 2020 colorized ))

CTT: Mhm.

CTC: HoNk

CAD: (([asmr] i steal all ur milk))

CTG: (( this is why everyone hates our fandom ))

CDF ceased responding to memo.

CAD: [((This is why i left homestuck))]

'''CTC: So WhAtS EvErYoNe DoIn OtHeR ThAn... WhAtEvEr ThE FuCk ThIs Be'''

CLB: talking about beans

CSJ: i honestly...

CSJ: don't know.

CTC: WhAt ArE BeAnS?

CAD: [N y a !]

CLB: bean

CGC ceased responding to memo.

CLB: 🅱eans

CTG: (( beans ))

CSJ: they are like these little things that taste delicious.

CTG: haha beans

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] sneaks away to steal johns milcc --

CSJ: (( which milk ))

CTC: ThAt DoNt Be ExPlAiNiN MuCh BuT AiGhT

CSJ: (( what is its source ))

'''CTG: i... finished it'''

CTG: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706928472957780028/738769550052687962/unknown.png 

CSJ: oh dear god.

CSJ: dave, what the fuck is this??

CTG: im actually crying

CTC: WhAt ThE FuCk Is ThAt

CLB: NO

CLB: NO DAVE NO

CLB: AAAAAAA

CTG: i found this in your basement

CLB: WHY DAVE

CAD: [You shouldve ahoge'd him]

CTC: YoU *WhAt?*

CTG: (( I FORGOT THE CAT EARS ))

CTG: (( hold on ))

CSJ: this was in my basement??

CSJ: i don't have a basement.

CTG: uhh

CTG: well now you do

CTC: AlL My BaSeMeNt GoT Is OnE Of ThEm GaMe MaChInEs ThAt MaKeS ShIt

CTC: Be UsIn It Ta MaKe AlTeRnIaN FaYgO

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] gives john a basement and puts the image there --

CTC: HoNk HoNk

CDF ceased responding to memo.

CTG: (( I MADE IT WORSE ))

CTG: (( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706928472957780028/738770179319791715/unknown.png ))

CSJ: oh my god.

CAD: [you improved it*]

CSJ: what is this even meant to be??

CLB: Oh

CTG: youre in gacha heat john

CLB: soft gay uwu lohn

CSJ: gacha?

CLB: john*

CSJ: you mean like those games?

CTC: 'M So FuCkIn TiReD

CTG: yeah

CSJ: why am i in them??

CTG: no fucking idea

CSJ: and why i have cat ears??

CTC: TaKe YoUr FlUsHeD FlIrTiN SoMeWhErE ElSe

CTG: this isnt romantic

CTG: 100% platonic

CSJ: what?

CTG: quadrant shit with the trolls i guess

CSJ: dave, our relationship is the opposite of platonic.

CAD: ((I bet you i can make a more cursed Gacha Club SJ))

CTG: (( alpha wolf bad boy dave ))

CSJ: (( oh shit never make that a thing ))

CTC: DaVe YoUvE BeEn KnOwIn KaRkAt N Tz FoR OvEr A SwEeP N YoU StIlL HaVeNt PiCkEd Up On TrOlL QuAdRaNtS N ShIt?

CLB: i want tp die

CTG: quadrants are confusing

CAD: [((Im gonna make it a thing))]

CSJ: ok, so from what i remember, uh..

CSJ: the red one is like, normal love?

CURRENT conceptionalEntity [CCE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCE: They really aren't, Dave.

CSJ: and the black one is hate, but love??

'''CAD: ((Time to make a c u r s e d. g a c h a. d a v e))'''

CSJ: i don't really get it.

CLB: Black is a hate lovee

CSJ: the pale one is like, friends?

CCE: Rivalry.

CSJ: but more?

CLB: diamond is a frienship

CSJ: and then the last one is like, uh..

CSJ: mediating?

CTC: AsHeN

CLB: making black one less hatefull

CTC: KeEpS TwO MoThErFuCkErS FrOm KiLlIn EaChOtHeR In A PiTcH QuAd

CSJ: okay?

CTG: thats very confusing

CLB: no its not

CTC: NoT ReAlLy

CTC: HuMaNs ArE JuSt StUpId

CLB: even stoner understands more than you

CLB: also this was very rude

CTC: FuCk YoU I AiNt On ThAt ShIt AnYmOrE

CSJ: well, he was raised with them.

CLB: \ _ /

CTG: exactly

CSJ: i find the quadrants weird too.

CSJ: well, besides the red one, that's easy to understand.

CTC: HuMaN QuAdRaNtS ArE WeIrD As ShIt N I Be FeElIn SoRrY FoR ThOsE WhO GoTtA DeAl WiTh ThAt

CTG: theres not even quadrants

CTC: YeAh CaUsE YoU MiX AlL FoUr InTa OnE N ItS WeIrD

CLB: i mean love is just friendship with extra steps

CCE: I w42 distracted, you insulted human intelligence?

'''-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] i made the dave... --'''

CTC: HuMaNs ArE SqUiShY N StUpId N CoNfUsInG

CTG: send it oh my god

CSJ: no, humans don't HAVE quadrants.

CTG: yeah

CLB: you can remove all quadrants except red and pale ones and BOOM human love and friendship

CCE: I agree with 2 of those things.

CSJ: you just like each other and that's it, i guess.

CCE: But stupid?

CTC: ThE PaLe QuAd AiNt JuSt FrIeNdShIp 'S MoRe ThAn ThAt

CTC: 'S StIlL A ReLaTiOnShIp JuSt NoT OnE WhErE YoU PaIl

CCE: Pale quadrant isn't really frendishi- oh, too slow.

'''CTC: 'S LiKe. YoU CaN HaVe MoRe ThAn OnE FrIeNd BuT NoT MoRe ThAn OnE MoIrAiL'''

CSJ: i'm not listening to any of this, you know.

CSJ: it is kind of boring.

CGO ceased responding to memo.

CTC: FuCk YoU

CLB: well, its red but without romatics

CTC: KiNdA

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef796d8b4f06bba3a279175cfa0c5cd1/de3a3a6a3b336803-eb/s1280x1920/a8490e08382a86267a97056515a21e6eb3ba7b91.jpg --

CSJ: (( oh jesus fuck its shit ))

CSJ: (( he looks stoned ))

CLB: ((what))

CTG: (( LMAOOO ))

CLB: ((4/10))

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] i tried --

CTC: FuCk 'M TiReD

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] kinda --

CTC: I HaTe HuMaNs FuCkEd Up SlEeP ShIt

CTT: Oh.

CSJ: what?

ceased responding to memo.

CLB: who?

CDF ceased responding to memo.

CTG: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706928472957780028/738774115875291206/unknown.png 

CSJ: oh god.

CLB: ((7.5/10))

CAD: [oh]

CAD: [fuck]

CSJ: why does he have cat ears?

CTG: i am the alpha male

CTG: (( IM CACKLING ))

CTC: YoU WhAt

-- CURRENT abyssalDepths [CAD] im still not the best at making gacha chars so thats probably why mine sucks --

CTC: ThE FuCk DoEs ThAt EvEn MeAn

CTG: im cryinh

CTG: what have i mad

CTG: made*

CCE ceased responding to memo.

CSJ: yeah, what HAVE you made??

CSJ: what the hell is this??

CTC: I ThInK 'M GoNnA TaKe A NaP

CTG: aight

CTC ceased responding to memo.

CTG: i regret everything

CSJ: why?

CLB: i thignk im dead

CTG: those images are cursed

CSJ: haha, yeah, they are.

CVO ceased responding to memo.

CTG: im genuinely crying over those

CSC ceased responding to memo.

CSJ: wait, seriously??

CTG: yeah

'''CSJ: please don't cry, it makes me sad. :('''

CSJ: unless it is like, laugh-crying?

CSJ: cry-laughing.

CSJ: or tears of joy.

CLB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSWsz2R6Xc 

CTG: tears of pure pain

-- CURRENT softgayJohn [CSJ] gives his gayfriend a hug --

CLB: say no homo bitch

CSJ: what??

CSJ: no.

CSJ: i am not going to say no homo, because this is..

CSJ: yes homo?

CTG: this is pure gay now

CSJ: is that a th-

CSJ: yeah, that.

CSJ: that's a much better way of putting it.

CTG: much homo

CDF ceased responding to memo.

CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTA: hii

-- CURRENT softgayJohn [CSJ] does numerous homo interactions with dave strider --

CSJ: hi!

CTA: wow ok

CTA: thii2 tiim ii'm not even gonna que2tiion iit.

CTA: tiime*))

ceased responding to memo.

CAD ceased responding to memo.

CSJ: why would you question it in the first place?

CSC ceased responding to memo.

CTG: this is probably the most gay thing you've ever seen

CLB: nah

CTT ceased responding to memo.

CLB: i already have a mirror

CTG: that was unexpected

CLB: like me

CSJ: wow.

CLB: thats what my mom said when i was born

CTG: thats sad

CTG: (( off topic but there's someone with the name ballstorture ))

CLB: ((yep))

CURRENT abyssalDepthss [CAD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAD: ((ew))

CLB: ((my dude ballTorture))

CAD: ((Your head is a ball))

CGC ceased responding to memo.

CSJ: (( yeah they become "CBT" when they talk in the memo))

CTG: (( LMAOOO ))

CLB: ((Oh wow))

CAD: ((hrm, bad))

CTG: (( i need to see them talk atleast once ))

CTG: as a child i was forced to eat dog food for dinner

CAD: ((Plot twist: they're a spammer))

CTG: (( NOOOOOO ))

CLB: oh

CAD: wait wHAT

CAD: ((Yes))

CLB: dog food is good

CTG: you get used to it

CLB: ((FUCK I GOT KETCHUP ON MY LAPTOP

CSJ: (( WHAAAAAT ))

'''CSJ: (( theyre a spammer? ))'''

CSJ: (( i feel so betrayed ))

CTG: (( i bet they'd spam the cbt article ))